[Sadie]

Yeah there’s the testes urban dictionary thing, but she might actually have a hobby quail hutch/coop! Go for a massage, get an 18 pack of quail eggs type deal.

Honestly with grocery prices as they are, it’s a pretty genius marketing strategy!

Also: significant other - “hunny, why are you so late getting home from work?” You - “ugh, I had a real craving for quail eggs and I didnt realize they were SO hard to find! I figured every store with eggs would have then, boy was I wrong ��. Anyways, I found them, let me make you the BEST tiny omelette!”