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Old 10-31-2019, 03:36 PM
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Default Halloween pick up lines

1. Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.

2. Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me "PumpkinHead"?

3. Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look "Boo-ti-licious"

4. Nice pumpkins! And I like your boobs, too.

5. I would totally carve your pumpkin.

6. If I were a zombie, I'd eat you first.

7. Why'd you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as "the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party"?

8. That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.

9. I want to put my Tootsie Roll in your basket.

10. Hello there, boo-tiful!

11. I want a taste of your Milky Way.

12. Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?

13. If you think I'm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
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