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A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Hillary Clinton, and a ten year old school girl.
The plane is about to crash and there are only four parachutes. Dr Fauci, said “I need one. I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He straps on a parachute and jumps. The pope said “I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps. Trump said ‘‘I need one, I’m the smartest man in the United States.” He takes one and jumps. Hillary pauses for a moment and then turns to the 10-year-old. After a deep sigh, she says tenderly, "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting". The child replies, "Don’t worry. There are two parachutes left. The smartest man in the United States took my school backpack."
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Lmfao
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