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Old 05-10-2019, 07:29 PM
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Johnny comes home from school one day and sees the pet rooster lying dead on the lawn with his feet sticking straight up in the air.

He asks his dad "Why are the roosters feet sticking straight up in the air dad?

Dad thinks for a moment and says "It is so that God can reach down and pull him up into heaven".

A few weeks later dad comes home and is met by Johnny who comes out of the house all excited.

Dad says "Johnny, what is the matter, son?"

Johnny says " Well dad, I came home from school extra early today and I heard a lot of screaming coming from your bedroom. So I ran upstairs and there was mummy lying on the bed with her legs sticking straight up in the air. She is shouting "Jesus Christ I am coming" and if it hadn't been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her!"
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